“ : “As a representative of the global community, a visitor from abroad, I don’t want to come across a little bit biased, but could I please ask of you, people of America, please elect Barack Obama, please, on behalf of the world. “Some people, I think they’re called racists, say America is not ready for a black president. “But I know America to be a forward thinking country because otherwise why would you have let that retard and cowboy fella be president for eight years. “We were very impressed. We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn’t be trusted with a pair of scissors.
